Sunday, September 30, 2007

Comment If The Following Harangue Is Believable

Dear Anti - Smoking Champion :

Do you think that the following diatribe is credible or even possible. Tell us about your reaction to such preposterous commentary.


Attention : Habitual Smokers

Out In The Cold And On The Run, Insider- Lobbyist Cum Power Broker Reveals_ _ _

A Secret Cure For Smoking That Works Permanently, Without Expensive Chemical Drugs , The Short Fuse Of Pep Seminars That Fall Into Psychological Ruts, And No 'Cold Turkey' Withdrawal Pangs ............In 7 Days Flat

A Dead Hero Walking Breaks Away From The Shadowy Group Lurking Secretly Outside The Oval Office Without The Knowledge Of The President,

And Spills The Beans On The World Tobacco Conspiracy To Halt The Slide Of The Cigarette Industry And Boost It's Comeback

They Paint Smokers To Be Underdogs To Gain Public Sympathy To Reverse Falling Markets For Useless 'Stop Smoking' Drugs And Aids That Don't Really Work!

Cancers Will Rise In Tandem To Be Fed With The Vast Array of Cancer Drugs, Chemo Treatments, Addicting Painkillers, And Liquid Nutrition Packs, All Products Firing The Greed Of The Pharmaceutical Industry For Windfall Profits!

Their Hidden Agenda Is To Promote More Cigarette Sales At Huge Profits To Make You Sick So That The Pharmaceutic Industry Can Join The Feeding Frenzy!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Tobacco Conspiracy

Conspiracy of Smoking Industry, Politicians, and Pharmaceutical Industry Pass Bans And Harsh Laws Against Smokers To Stir Them Against Such Human Rights Abuse And Whip A Backlash In Favor of More Smoking!

They Paint The Smokers To Be The Underdogs To Win Wide Support To Build A Giant Market To Be Flooded With Useless Stop Smoking Drugs And Aids That Don't Really Work!