stop smoking: To Lend Resolve To A Petition To The Abba Krishna To Strengthen Juan Manuel Marquez In His Stance As A Staunch Fighter Who Doesn’t Take Any Shit_ _

But only urine from his own distillery.

Strictly no sharing, cross-feeding, or trespassing on private property allowed.

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He’s like a walking Fountain of Trevi because what he spouts gets sucked back in again in repeated cycles.

His bladder is complaining about too many reruns.

His wife complains that the stench in their bedroom is worse than a subway in Upper Manhattan.

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His dentist reminded him that he’s no urologist who can treat uric acid residues that lodge in his cavities plus his mouth smells like a water closet.

His yellow teeth are not from nicotine or plaque but piss stains.

He talks dirty all the time literally speaking.

He needs toothpaste laced with Lysol.

He takes urine cleaners instead of breath mints.

His fave cuisine is British because he’s taken a liking for kidney pies washed down with you know what.

Fellatio is nothing sexual for him but only a thirst quencher.

Public toilets give him a parched throat and the stench whets his hankering for a drink.

That refreshing feeling is an urge to take a leak and gulp it down.

When he soils his jocks because of a mishap or incontinence he squeezes them into a tight knot for every precious droplet.

He can survive easy on the LA freeway to be stuck in traffic for hours without a rest stop.

If Floyd Mayweather Jr. knocks him out cold, just douse him with a bucket from the mobile johns in the parking lot of the stadium.

Should he need confinement just leave him at the rest room and he can grow back his strength in no time from the vitamins that abound all around.

A traffic cop once stopped him for driving without a head.

He bobbed back to the surface from his jackknife to his crotch and tried to explain that he was checking for a rip in the seat of his pants.

“But why is your fly open?” The officer queried him.

“It popped out through the tear.” Juan was quick to offer an alibi.

“But where are your briefs?” The policeman pressed him.

“I forgot to put one on in my rush to get out.” Juan insisted.

“But why is your mouth dripping? That smells like urine.” The patrolman frowned.

“I’ve been trapped in traffic for hours and my dam was ready to burst.” Juan tried to explain. “I accidentally squirted my face when I bent down to cut my toenails.”

“An unlikely story.” The watchful lawman was not easily fooled. “You were in fact so desperate to take a leak in the middle of traffic that you pissed through the open window and hosed your face accidentally with the torrent.” The policeman concluded and proceeded to write Juan a ticket for DWUI.

“DWUI?” Juan was aghast when he saw the citation. “There’s not a drop of liquor in my car go ahead and search it. C’mon smell my breath.” Juan intoned furiously.

“No thanks buddy.” The cop cringed.

“I wrote you a DWUI for driving while urinating under the influence.” The cop said.

“Under the influence of what!” Juan challenged him.

“Congressman Joe Wilson.” Was the curt answer he got.

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O’ Most Holy Almighty God The Father In Heaven

The Abba Krishna

I Love You

Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna

Please bless the no man’s land that serves as a wall to divide the borders of the United States with Mexico to crumble to the ground like the Berlin wall.

Please enlighten the good and kind people of America to take heart in the example of Europe that prospered in gigantic strides when East and West were unified with the collapse of the Berlin wall that divided Germany.

Please open the eyes of North America that Mexico can be the watershed that will inundate with life the drought that has plagued its industrial and manufacturing centers because of the severe lack of human resources willing to work at competitive levels in line with the globalization now in full swing.

Please bless North America to weld with Mexico in a mutually beneficial union that can compete with the merging of the technology of Japan with the immense manpower capability of China and the fusion of India with parts of industrialized Europe.

Please enlighten the whole world that only a one world unity can usher the unequalled advances and discoveries that will come with the new technological millennium that is dawning in our lives.

O’ Most Holy Almighty God The Father In Heaven

The Abba Krishna

I Love You

Hare Krishna, Hare Rama, Abba Krishna

Please unify all faiths in the internet under your generic umbrella.

MISS FACEBOOK MEXICO 2009

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BARBARA MORI

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SALMA HAYEK

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