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My son sounded agitated when he phoned me via his mobile and broke the startling news that a former Prof committed suicide by locking himself up in a narrow air-conditioned office and lighting charcoal used for barbecue. The fumes soon enveloped the room and he suffocated from smoke inhalation.
Leave it to an academician to research the most painless way of ending his life. I wonder how much time he spent on gathering data before deciding on the method. My son and I soon got immersed on the other possible better ways of departing this life.
We decided that as much as possible the suicide style should try to bridge both painless and productive. If submitting for science tests like a guinea pig would be possible, that in itself would lend heroic proportion. Seeking conquests like climbing Mt. Everest at great odds with the least of expensive equipment would not only be daring but blaze the way for other economically strapped adventurers. Spectacular death for the D-listers although foolhardy will give some sort of celebrity status. Well, publicity can come at the cost of ordinary lackluster lives. Go out in a blaze of glory with almost no money in your wallet.
How about running away after feasting at an ‘all you can eat buffet’ and getting mowed down by a hail of bullets from pursuing police. The best scenario is taking Lindsay Lohan captive in her apartment. Hold her naked form in front of you when the Swat team breaks in through the door and threaten to do her from behind if they take one more step forward.
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