BY A PRAYER

What is the hardest job in the world? Try praying all day like the monks and nuns do. What you'll surely get is a splitting headache, followed by migraine, and capped by ringing in the inner ear called tinnitus. Trust the alternative and homeopathic formulas of Selmedica to aid you under such trying circumstances.

Can you imagine what it feels to be on the receiving end of that endless prattle? Why,you would be inclined to grant their supplications just to make them stop. That's the power of prayer. So pray.

Pray with all your might and endlessly. After all it's free. Almighty God is the only Entity Who doesn't ask for money. For all your persistence, He might just relent and see things your way and grant you that Ferrari.

Spam the Lord. Pray and don't give Him a moment's rest. Fill His Inbox with your salesletters.

TEMPLES AT DAWN

Pray to the high heavens by building bridge ways at dawn!

TRUE LOVE

True love remains on an uphill climb even after the climax!

Amerikansky

There could be a million things you could say about what's wrong with America. You could engage in the favorite pastime of browbeating Americans and blaming them for the ills of the world. I for one lived in the U.S. for almost seven (7) years and there's no denying the fact that they are one of the nicest people on earth.

Try living in with the Chinese. They just might eschew your cool cat ways or chew on you completely as an edible wild genus.It doesn't take a genius to notice how contrary they can get.

The Japanese are painstakingly courteous to a fault. They bow their heads to ward you off in place of the usual arms length poling. It's because they consider you an untouchable.

Hell, try the Arabs. How, where, why, what, and when you could get inserted is any body's wild guess.

Splitting With Headaches

What is the hardest job in the world? Try praying all day, without fail day in and day out. The monks and the nuns do it all the time. What you get is a splitting headache. Pretty soon ringing in the inner ear called tinnitus follows suit capped by a pervading migraine.

You will need Selmedica to rescue you. Just make sure you stay away from the Candisil, it's for that part opposite your head.

Can you imagine what it feels like to be on the receiving end of that endless prattle? Just to make them stop you would be inclined to grant what they pray for.That for you is the power of prayer. So pray. Pray persistently like there is no tomorrow. Maybe what you pray for might just be granted. Maybe you are like one mean migraining locomotive and the only way to stop your babble is to grant your wish.

Fame and Fortune

Seeking fame and fortune is too much hard work. I could have been a renowned writer, great chef, or the damn est lawyer but I am too lazy. Give me the simple joys. And when I die don't bother remembering me. That's for great men to worry about. Just bury me under a neat pile of hollow blocks where I won't trip somebody.

Evolution In Dimension

There is wealth in poverty, vigor in sickness, and life after death. God created man in His own Image above all living creatures on earth, and expects us to one day rise up to be like Him and figure it all out. He sent His only Son to stage a demo on Calvary. 2,000 years later we still don't understand.