Jose Roxas Leveriza Writes a Comical Twist
About the Origin of the Hoodia Gordonii Cactus Bush Plant
The hoodia cactus is indigenous to the African bush lands. Back in the era when the feared dictator, Idi Amin Gaga reigned over the scorched lands, the plant grew lushly unperturbed and largely unnoticed in parts of the region. Its benefits to diets through the suppressant effect on appetites were yet to be discovered.
The infamous self-styled President for Life delighted in a culinary treat which was not only gustatory but politically punitive in nature. His usual ploy was to decimate the ranks of his rivals for power and assure their permanent dismissal as a potential threat by feasting on them. The dictum of eating the heart of your bravest enemy carried to an extreme perverted pleasure in the voracious tyrant's case. He inevitably grew to fancy the other choice cuts as well.
Such a morbid and self aggrandizing inclination to grab power drew more enemies than friends of course. This only propelled him to devour scores of subversives more and more which made him scandalously obese. The whole country trembled in revulsion and terror from his forays into such smorgasbord feasts which not only trampled human rights but engorged human parts as well.
The downward spiral to cataclysmic tyranny with a masticating onus was checked with the timely although unintended heroics of an Indiana Jones like character peremptorily labeled Dr. Gordonii. The tag came with his penchant to get steeped every night in repeated rounds of Gordon's Dry Gin. His 15 minutes of fame coincided with a close shave through an encounter with the human gourmet who openly drooled at the delectable roundness of the adventurer’s biceps and abs.
To deter the oversized head of state from dunking him in the proverbial boiling pot, the good doctor pulled out the cactus pulp he kept handy in his pocket to take back to England. He in fact occasionally used the concoction to tide him over during the food scarcities prevalent in long sojourns in the desert.
He proffered the unappetizing grub to the unwary strongman and said that it was actually a power stimulant which can energize the hunching layers of avoirdupois of the 320 pound leader for the rigors of a more gratifying version of enjoying of live flesh. True enough, the hoodia sop curbed the runaway eating tendencies of the ex-Sergeant and led him on to scintillating personality and mood swings which pushed him to try and make it with humans instead of dismembering and swallowing them.
At the precise time that the opportunity to escape to freedom presented itself, our hero made a quick exit and was gone in a flash to head back home with his precious find.The Flash Gordonii jocular label got adapted to officially identify the cactus discovery which helps diets by controlling unbridled appetites.
Flora's Hoodia (gordonii 20: 1 extract) 60Caps
Flora Hoodia capsules are safe, stimulant free, and made with a 20:1 extract of 100% pure Hoodia Gordonii. Flora Hoodia capsules support any weight loss program by curbing appetite.*Ingredients Hoodia extract (Hoodia gordonii)? is an African cactus-like succulent plant. For thousands of years, African tribesmen have eaten the stems of Hoodia plants to prevent hunger and thirst on long hunting trips. Recent scientific studies have shown that Hoodia's appetite-suppressing active ingredient is estimated to be up to 100,000 times as potent as glucose in sending a signal to the brain that the body is in a state of fullness. Hoodia works in a similar way as sugar to stem hunger and make a person feel full ? but without the calories. In clinical trials it has been proven to reduce caloric intake by as much as 40%. Hoodia plant extracts suppress appetite naturally and are known to be free of side effects. Flora Hoodia is 100% pure Hoodia. DirectionsHoodia capsules are intended to be taken 15 to 30 minutes prior to eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner (1 capsule 2-3 times per day) and may be incorporated into any diet plan
Hoodia Gordonii 400mg, 60 caps: W
Description: Hoodia Gordonii has been used for generations by South African tribesmen to starve off hunger and thirst during long hunting expeditions. Hoodia is difficult to grow and requires just the right amount of water, sun light, and temperature. It takes five years for Hoodia to grow to full maturity.To test the Hoodia, morbidly obese people from Leicester, England, were kept in a place as close to prison as it gets. All the volunteers could do was read papers and watch television and eat. Half the group was given Hoodia Gordonii and half was given a placebo. At the end of 15 days, the group on Hoodia had reduced their food intake by 1000 calories a day. Given the average daily diet is around 2200 calories, this was a remarkable success! Another clinical study performed in 18 overweight but healthy males provided statistical evidence that the Hoodia Gordonii extract reduced the average daily calorie intake and reduced body-fat over the 2 week clinical trial period. In addition to eliminating hunger and suppressing the appetite Hoodia also seems to boost energy levels and counteract depression, some folks even report aphrodisiac-like qualities. The efficacy of Hoodia Gordonii has been established with a profound weight loss and a good emergent safety profile.Nutrition Facts: Serving Size (caps) 2 Servings Per 30 Hoodia gordonii (fresh stem) 400mg Ingredient Details: Microcrystalline Cellulose (Plant Fiber), Rice Flour, Magnesium Stearate, and Silica.Warnings: These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
TSN Labs Hoodia Gordonii, 60 Capsules
Hoodia gordonii 20:1 Extract 2 fl oz: HH
Hoodia Gordonii looks like a cactus, but is actually a milkweed-like plant that grows in Botswana and the Kalahari Desert in Southwestern Africa. It was just introduced to the US market in early 2004. The story goes that the San people in the Kalahari used to munch on Hoodia to curb the hunger pangs that would strike during times of drought. The active ingredient, P57, was not discovered by accident. In 1996 the South African statutory council known as CSIR (Council for Scientific and Industrial Research) was doing research on the food of the local "Bushmen" or San ate. The CSIR was amazed when they analysed Hoodia gordonii, the animals they where testing it on did not die or have any side effect except weightloss. It was concluded that the Hoodia gordonii succulent was non-toxic and a natural appetite suppresant. By 1997 the CSIR had isolated the bioactive compound in Hoodia that had the appetite suppressing properties. They obtained a patent and licensed P57, named P57 because it was the 57th product the CSIR had spent funds on, to Phytopharm. In one of Phytofarm's experiments, subjects given hoodia consumed 1,000 calories a day less that those in the control group. Hoodia Gordoni was featured on 60 minutes. Leslie Stahl actually went to Africa to try it. So how did it work? Stahl says she had no after effects – no funny taste in her mouth, no queasy stomach, and no racing heart. She also wasn't hungry all day, even when she would normally have a pang around mealtime. And, she also had no desire to eat or drink the entire day. "I'd have to say it did work," Stahl said. Hoodia Gordonii has been used by the South African San tribe for thousands of years. The San used this plant when they went hunting. Hoodia helped to prolong hunting trips by suppressing hunger, increasing energy levels and even improving libido! It is believed that Hoodia sends signals to the brain that make the brain believe that the body is full, even when it is not. These signals are believed to be thousands of times stronger than the signals that sugar sends to the brain for the same reason. This makes Hoodia a very powerful appetite suppressant, and a very effective weight loss product. For this reason it is included in many over-the-counter dietary weight loss supplements. Key results of hoodia reported include a reduced interest in food, delay in the time after eating before hunger sets in again, feeling full more quickly, and a general feeling of well-being Hoodia gordonii is not a stimulant, and has no known side effects. Hoodia appears to be safe for most people.
Ecological Formula's Hoodia Gordonii Liposucculent 30 mg 60 caps
Hoodia Gordonii Liposucculent 60 capsIngredients per capsule:Hoodia Gordonii 30 mg(Castus) extractOther ingredients: Cellulose, silicon dioxide.Suggested use:Take one capsule two times daily or as directed by a physician.
Opus One Hoodia Max 500, 60 Tablets
Widely Known As An Effective Appetite Control Supplement!
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