Jose Roxas Leveriza Writes About Health Problems
Receding Hairline
GET THAT BALL! GET THAT BALL! GET THAT BALD!
Alex favorite move is the crossover. Got that from Grant Hill. He likes to run the fast break on top of a triangle offense. Got that from Phil Collins. He executes left to right on the running dribble, depends which foot his guard is leaning. Alex takes off and cuts the shaded lane. In a blur, he flies to the basket but doesn’t dunk it. He ‘s more into swishing lay ups.
He’s white and balding at twenty-nine years. It’s the cocky black guys with clean shaven heads who love to jar the board with a dunk. Same hairless head but different style. They did theirs on purpose, he got his as a problem. Crossover why not, to a new growth of hair. That’s Alex’s goal.
TRIED EVERYTHING
Alex been stung by almost every tall tale there is. He ate tabloids for breakfast to look at the hair miracle ads. He ran away when a voodoo doctor tried to implant chicken feet on his scalp. He lost money and his self esteem.
BROTHER’S KEEPER
Big brother said try this. It worked with me. It was this natural product in a brown bottle. Hhhhmmmmm, older brother does look a bit more dashing today. No harm in trying. Might as well humor him so he’d let me use his timeshare in Breckinridge.
LO AND BEHOLD
Alex couldn’t believe it one morning. His head began to look like Brad Pitt’s unshaven chin. Not bad. A stub of hair was actually growing up there. Yahoo! He stumbled down the stairs and didn’t mind Colleen in a bikini, and made a mad dash for the store. He halted, panting, where the hell, which store?
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