Sunday, April 27, 2008
BARREN NO MORE FERTILITY REINFORCEMENT
Jose R. Leveriza Writes on Health Problems
Female Infertility
WELL MEANING RIBBING CAN BE SO CRUEL
SYLVIA WAS THE MARSHMALLOW AT THE FAMILY PICNIC
"It's been two years; don't you guys know how to do it?”
"Sylvia's saving her virginity for my thirtieth birthday. It will be the big surprise", River would always try to fend it off with a wisecrack of his own. Sylvia would give him a scornful stare.
They were at the picnic grove at the outer limit of the beach. It didn’t help any that the wind whipped up the sand. It got into the barbecue and their eyes.
Constance reigned as queen mother. She flitted about sashaying into everybody's business most especially Sylvia's.
"Oh my poor baby, River, how can you say such a thing. Sylvia, if you need a tutorial, don't you be shy about asking me at all!"
"Her problem is having a baby, not make it with the whole football team, Constance!" Uncle Jude would riposte.
"Ha he hi ho hum, very funny", Sylvia was beside herself in tears.
HORMONES, SOFT BONES, TOM JONES, YOU NAME IT, CLONES. . .
Sylvia dreamed of a cute baby girl. Yellow curls, blue eyes, rosy cheeks, red lips, and a petite Barbie nose all rolled in a bundle of sheer joy. Sylvia wanted to call her Mindy. Constance her tormentor of a mother in law suggested Norma Jena. Nickname could be Monrovia, right?
River can't be shooting blanks. He has a love child out of wedlock. The boy's about six years old now and Sylvia didn't mind the child support he had to allocate from his paycheck for the rest of his life. It's the only right thing to do.
Sylvia went to this doctor in Brooklyn who kept a whole collection of his own sperm in a bank which he proposed to mix with River's. "No way, Dr. Jekyll", Sylvia chose to run and hide.
A lot of other natural elixirs and chemical based formulas which she picked up from various sources and magazines failed to work. Sylvia was at the end of her wits.
DANCE THE FERTILITY DANCE IN OBANDO
Sylvia had already bought her airline ticket to fly 10,000 miles to Obando in the Far East to join a fertility dance ritual when her sister gave her a natural product in a bottle which she gulped without thinking.
That night River was unusually amorous not because he partook of the bottle too.He was agitated due to the impending separation. Emotions peaked and made the next nights intense so they moved the departure date one month hence.
The ultrasound told the rest of the story. The bad news was that it was a boy. Hooray anyway!
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