Tuesday, April 1, 2008
DOWN THE AVENUES OF MIDDLE LIFE SEX WANING
The Catholic Priest was agitated by the article. It said masturbation was actually good for baby boomer men because it made the prostrate throb efficient. Is it a sin to abuse your own pecker or not? That to him was the first question to address. It mattered less that middle age men could be salved from the rigors of prostrate cancer.
How do you masturbate and not think of lewd thoughts? Or beautiful sexy girls to get your thing erected. You don’t, I said. You simply can’t masturbate over the thoughts of sumptuous Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings. That will be the quickest way to deteriorate from a normal pervert to downright bestial.
Well, he tiptoed on shaky grounds. He said that if the prostrate could be serviced by such letting out of sperm discharges, then let it be so without lustful or immoral imaginings. Fair enough, I agree. Do it without picturing in your mind various delectable body parts belonging to either gender of the human form. Add to that any other form of the animal kingdom
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