THE BILL DIARIES CONTINUE

Bill waxed romantic in his love notes but could get naughty and graduate to the lurid. A tell all note to Monica was uncovered recently which went thus. 'I'm happy for you but can't you see you belong in my arms and your mouth belongs to mine. Or rather mine belongs in your mouth'.This only shows you have to be careful with your pronouns. Say steak if you mean steak or foul when you mean bird. Just then the phone rang in the darkened oval office and Bill had to pick up."Monica, oh, she's engaged under the _ _ _. Errr, I mean she's under the _ _ _ . Under the weather, she didn't come. I did. Oh no! Okay Bye , yup bye now, bye bye birdie."