Obama Goes Down Hard On Clinton

Barack dared Hilary to allay voters' fears that Bill as First Gentleman in the White House would be tempted with too much idle time in his hands so as to be prone to lurk in the shadow of her cabinet if not under the executive desk.

To fill up his time as First Gentleman in waiting, Bill has offered to devise an extensive program to upgrade the basic skills of all those aspiring to be White House Interns. Foremost in the soon to be revised training manual will be an intensive drill to learn CPR and oral resuscitation directed to any part of the human anatomy that need livening up.